Once upon a time, there was a silly girl named Jess who went to the beach. She loved watching her babies play in the sand and the sea.
One afternoon, her baby was eating puffs. They got covered in sand so the baby was cut off.
Jess had a genius idea.
“I know! Baby likes the birds, let’s find a seagull to give these too!”
Only it wasn’t.
She tracked the bird down. Then one turned into five.
“How fun and exciting!” They all thought. “Let’s get some goldfish since we ran out of puffs.” What could go wrong?
So she ran to get the crackers before they flew off.
They did fly. But they all flew to her. Tons of them. No less than 25. And they did not wait patiently in the sand. Oh no.
They waited and caught the crackers mid air.
Then the stupid girl carrying a baby became worried. The birds might swoop at her. And her baby. They are following.
Don’t those stupid birds know she is no longer playing?
Finally they got the hint. And she learned her lesson.
Moral of the story, my friends?
Seagulls are crazy stalkers. With skills. Don’t feed them. Ever.